Hello, and welcome to Kuhrt.net, the home page for things relating to the Kuhrt family as seen by me, Marty Kuhrt.
This page, and the other pages on this site, will document some of the things going on in my life. Sure, this only covers me at the moment, but anyone with some reason to lay claim to this last name can play along, too. Check out the mailto links, below, for more info.
Exciting? Probably, not, unless you happen to be related, and even then it could be as fun as watching pixelated paint dry.
Yeah, so who is this Marty Kuhrt guy?
Check the About Marty section for
all the yawn inducing tripe you can digest.
Or, if you want to jump
directly to my resume, click here.
Man, I'm yawning already. What else you got?
Oh, thee of short attention spans. Rants, raves and reviews can be found on my, um, Rant, Rave, and Review page. It may not be any more exciting, but it is more.
Thinking of emailing me? If so, here are some handy links to use. You have to remove "spamloop." from the email address for these to work.
Hey! I think I know this guy!
My condolences or congratulations, depending on how you know me. Send me email if you would liked to say hello.
I think I might be related!
Once again, my condolences or congratulations, depending on how that came about. Use this email link if you would liked to discuss it further.
Hmmm, I'm a Kuhrt, but I don't know you.
No need to be a stranger. Send me email via this link and say "Howdy!", or "Guten Tag!", or whatever.
How about a link?
If you'd like to have me put a link to you on this page then send me email using this link and let me know what you have in mind.
Links and Affiliates
Buy stuff I pimp on my site through this Amazon link and my monkey will
get fatter and happier! Or, if you'd like to bypass the monkey and buy me stuff directly, you can check out Marty's Wish List.
Tinseltrash.com an online e-novel I'm helping with. It is a
fictional story of a how a Hollywood celebrity tries to regain
his fame by turning into a "Bad Boy".
mating-habits.com another site I'm helping with. This is the official
website for the movie "Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human".
GarretIzumi.com is another site I'm serving. Garret Izumi has some very
interesting art work, comics, and self-published books you should check
out. Click on the glasses to the left to see more.
Claudia Springs Winery
is a site I'm hosting. The winery is based in Anderson Valley and has a number of Gold Medal winning wines. 
VMSGeeks
is a stillborn site I created to describe some of my open source
porting efforts. I do some open source porting, but never got
around to putting the info on this site.
Oakland Gas Prices has the latest.
What kind of milage does my Prius get?
The VMS Audio Update
was a podcast I recorded and produced for the OpenVMS.org portal.
We have a Davis weather station on the house that gives us current
information. If the computer it is attached to is on, it creates
a webpage of
the current weather.
Site Information
Operating System and Hardware
Only the best!
OpenVMS V7.3-2, on an Alpha.
Click here for some useful
VMS links.
Always 100% Micro$oft Free!
Micro$oft is a joke!
And they plan for you to be road kill on
the Road Ahead.
Webserver
Apache/1.3.20 (OpenVMS)
Web Ring
ISP
I'm now using
Speakeasy which, so far, I highly praise.
On 1-FEB-2005 I upgraded from a
384K SDSL
to a
1.5/768K ADSL.
Neato.
